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Tuesday, January 19, 2016

Gov. Snyder is Lucky it's Only a Political Problem (So Far)

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For those of you who are unaware, a man-made disaster is underway in Flint, Michigan.  The citizens of Flint have been ingesting lead tainted water since the city switched water sources from Detroit to the Flint River on the orders of Flint's emergency manager appointed by Governor Rick Snyder.  This was brought up in the closing statements of the last Democratic debate by Hillary Clinton saying, "...if the kids in a rich suburb of Detroit had been drinking contaminated water, and being bathed in it, there would have been action."

Snyder responded "And what I would say is: Politicizing the issue doesn't help matters.  Let's focus in on the solution and how to deal with the damage that was done and help the citizens of Flint and make Flint a stronger community."

Here is the problem for Snyder:  This is a manufactured disaster created by political decisions he made.

It was a political decision to appoint an emergency manager who is accountable only to the governor and not the citizens of Flint.

It was a political decision to change water sources.

It was a political decision to ignore scientists who said that the water would corrode pipes and that for $100 a week; an additive could have been added to the water that would have prevented the corrosion.

It was a political decision to ignore the doctors and researchers who said there were elevated levels of lead in the water.

It was a political decision not to act and provide the citizens of Flint with clean water.

Now Snyder is going against his small government and free market principals and asking the federal government for emergency aid.  These political decisions have resulted in serious health consequences that will stay with the children of Flint for the rest of their lives.

If it is determined that environmental regulations were ignored and/or the civil rights of the citizens of Flint were violated, it may be more than just a political issue for the Snyder Administration...It will  (hopefully) become a legal one.

Austerity kills.

Tuesday, December 22, 2015

My Strategy for Winning the War on Christmas

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We live in frightening times.  As we speak an evil the likes of which has never been seen is threatening our way of life... Christmas.

Every year millions of Americans as subject to credit card debt, weight gain, time with family, rotting trees, and the relentless psychological warfare of Christmas music.  Our politicians fail to recognize this threat for what it is ignoring the rhetoric of Santa Clause himself:
He knows when you've been sleeping.  He knows when you're awake.  He knows if you've been bad or good so be good for goodness sake.
That's a not so thinly veiled threat and yet our President is too politically correct to utter the words "radical Christmas carolers".  I believe this is because many in our government are Christmas sympathizers.  I have good intelligence that our President may have even been born in Bethlehem (Israel not Pennsylvania) and his birth certificate is forged.

Saturday, December 5, 2015

A Very Strange Reading of the Second Amendment

The National Rifle Association and the gun lobby have perverted the public understanding of the Second Amendment.  If you were to listen to the NRA, you would think that the Constitution guarantees the right of anyone to own pretty much any gun they want, carry it anyway they want, and store it anywhere they want without the interference of government regulation.  The Second Amendment reads:
A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.
Leaving aside for a second that there is considerable evidence that the framers of the Constitution were talking exclusively about state Militias, a view held by the Supreme Court until 2008 when they ruled in District of Columbia et al. v. Heller; the NRA's interpretation of gun rights exceeds anything written in the text.

Friday, November 20, 2015

We Should Fear Ourselves



Events like those that just happened in Paris, Beirut, Ankara, over the Sinai, and just this morning in Bamako Mali are severely depressing.  Not so much the attacks themselves, but the subsequent response.  ISIS is terrifying.  They are a group with a nihilistic medieval ideology, battle hardened, well-funded, well organized, and there is no doubt that if they could, they would make the United States part of the caliphate.  Here is the thing though; they cannot even come close.  What they can do however, is provoke us into costly wars, to surrender our values and freedoms, and distract us from our own problems.

ISIS and organizations like them are not existential threats to us.  ISIS is not Nazi Germany, Imperial Japan, the Confederacy, or the Soviet Union and yet judging by the media coverage and the response of many of our political leaders they might be all that and worse.  Donald Trump has advocated a database and ID cards for all Muslims.   Jeb Bush has advocated religious tests for entry to our country.  John Kasich has advocated creating a new government agency specifically to promote Judeo-Christian values (whatever those are).  ISIS believes they are waging a holy war against the west and many of our political leaders are eager to oblige.

Governors and mayors of cities across the country are refusing to settle Syrian refugees fleeing the very people responsible for these attacks.  As if 10,000 refugees, a tiny percentage of whom could be here for nefarious purposes, pose a serious threat to a nation of 350,000,000.  These people are not leaders.  They are cowards and they are laying the groundwork for fascism.

Suddenly after an attack that did not even occur on American soil many of us are perfectly willing throw out other people's rights.  In 2014, there were 13,741 murders in the United States mostly committed by Americans.  Since 9/11, 26 people have been killed on American soil by Islamic terrorists and 48 by radical right wing groups.  Yet when it comes to round the clock surveillance on Muslims, racial profiling, torture, going to war, and purifying our immigrant pool there are plenty of people perfectly willing to go along.  Suggest gun control however, and suddenly these same people become civil libertarians.  In America, the Constitution is only important when it protects the alleged rights of predominantly white males.

Even here in Vermont, where we have a history of taking in refugees from Bosnia, Somalia, Sudan, the Congo, and elsewhere; the two Republican candidates for Governor Phil Scott and Bruce Lisman want to delay resettlement for Syrian refugees whom have already been waiting for years to enter the country.  This is despite the fact that Vermont has an aging workforce, shrinking tax base, and in the long run would almost certainly benefit economically from people dedicated enough to travel thousands of miles despite great cost and risk to go live in a strange new place.

The whole fear of Islamic extremism in the United States is illogical as fear often is.  After 9/11, we responded by invading and occupying a country that had nothing to do with the attack and was holding the various political, ethnic, nationalistic, and religious factions together via a secular (albeit tyrannical) regime.  Now there is a power vacuum and it has been filled with the most violent and fanatical fighters among them, ISIS.  This is a problem largely of our own making.

Perhaps the most difficult part of all of this is the realization that there might not be that much we can do about it.  National borders in the Middle East were drawn by colonial powers where ethnic groups we played off against one and other.  Brutal regimes were propped up and domestic politics were interfered with by outside powers.  Now Humpty-Dumpty has fallen and all the king's horses and all the king's men won't be able to put him together again.  The best thing the United States can do is not repeat the same mistakes that got us into this mess.

If we actually want to prevent terrorism, we should resettle as many of these refugees as possible.  Nothing lends itself to extremism more than ghettoized people with no hope and no prospects.  Is there better propaganda for ISIS then treating Muslims as second-class citizens or killing more innocence?  I don't think there is; it confirms everything they've already said about us. 
 

Wednesday, November 18, 2015

Today in Moronic Memes #5


This one has been floating around for a while on the internet. The first thing I'd like to point out about the policy of testing welfare recipients (and by the way, there is no program for "welfare" there are an assortment of programs with various eligibility requirements), is that the policy doesn't work and costs more to implement then it saves.  In Florida, the program was in place for several months and had a success rate of a whopping 2.6% ,while costing taxpayers more than it saved.  Additionally, Florida Governor Rick Scott was co-founder of a drug testing company, so in a way that very policy was a sneakily executed welfare program for Governor Scott.

Tuesday, November 10, 2015

The Art of the Grift


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Something amazing is happening in this Republican presidential primary, it is my belief that many of the candidates including the two front-runners have no intention of ever being President or holding any kind of public office.  These candidates are after something far more rewarding, profitable, and easier...the grift.

The most obvious example of these grifters is Mike Huckabee.  Huckabee is running for president you say?  I can forgive you if you forgot, but yeah, I mean he is pretending to anyway.  Huckabee hasn't held political office since 2007.  He ran for President in 2008, which got him a nice seven years of a television show on Fox, numerous media appearances, book deals, speaking tours, and supplement sales.  Since 2014, Huckabee has made just short of 1 million dollars in speaking fees alone.  His show on Fox News gave him a reported annual salary of $500,000, and has used his fame and weight loss story to hawk "natural" diabetes supplements.  Huckabee gave up his show to "pursue" the presidency but rest assured he'll have a job at Fox News when it's all said and done.

Wednesday, October 14, 2015

That Time Jim Webb Killed a Man and Other Observations from the Democratic Debate

That was a surprisingly substance filled debate.  I say surprisingly because after CNN's intro with cheesy graphics, weird hype, and Sheryl Crow national anthem intro, I thought I had mistakenly tuned into Big Brother, the Superbowl, or some kind of professional wrestling match.  As it turns out, I had just tuned into a shitty news network.

A few thoughts on our candidates:

Hillary
 
  • Best quote: "No" when asked if she wanted to respond to Lincoln Chafee's criticism of her email scandal.
  • Hilary is great at seeming to give a firm position on something while not really committing to anything.  A lawyer through and through.
  • Hillary is a woman and she is running for President.
  • Worst moment: A tie between Snowden would have been given whistle blower protection and she still can't shake the Iraq war vote.
  • Overall, I think she did pretty well at least as far as superficial debate commentary goes.  She had a confident answer for everything, even if it wasn't a good answer she sounded as though she believed it.
Bernie

  • Whether you agree with the man or not, you can't deny the man is passionate and sincere.
  • He's an unpolished, unapologetic, angry old progressive, which is precisely what I like about him.
  • Best quote:  Well I don't have the exact quote handy, but it was pretty great when he went after the media for the obsession over Benghazi and Hillary's emails.
  • Worst moment:  He stumbled a little over guns.  Also he hasn't articulated the policy differences between him and Hillary clearly enough. 
  • Strong showing, but did enough people see it?
Tommy Carcetti Martin O'Malley

  • O'Malley is like the little brother of Hillary and Bernie.  He doesn't really differentiate himself from the other candidates very well.
  • Best quote: Can't think of one.
  • Worst moment:  He endorsed Hillary.
  • Boring.
Lincoln Chafee

  • Poor Lincoln Chafee.  Chafee seems like a genuinely likable person, but the man is just out of his league. But hey, he's never had a scandal. 
  • Best quote:  When asked about his vote to repeal Glass-Steagall: Chafee "I was appointed to office; it was my very first vote. Anderson Cooper: "Are you saying you didn't know what you were voting for?" Chafee: "I'd just arrived to Senate." Chafee you sly dog you.
  • Did I mention he's never had a scandal?  I know that's not something to brag about, but the man did hold office in Rhode Island.
  • Get out now Lincoln.
Jim Webb
 
  • Admittedly, I had only vague knowledge of Jim Webb.  I knew he was a war hero, a somewhat conservative Democratic Senator from Virginia, and that he had written some books.  What I learned last night is that he also (and I say this with no background in mental health whatsoever), is a tad off.
  • Best quote:  This is hands down the best quote of the night.  When asked about what enemies he is proud to have made, "I’d have to say the enemy soldier that threw their grenade that wounded me, but he’s not around right now to talk to."  He should have walked out right there.  Seriously, has any candidate bragged about killing a man before?  Possibly, Andrew Jackson.  In fact, there's a decent chance Andrew Jackson killed someone at a debate
  • Jim Webb, he's killed before and dammit, he'll do it again.