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| businessinsider.com |
We live in frightening times. As we speak an evil the likes of which has never been seen is threatening our way of life... Christmas.
Every year millions of Americans as subject to credit card debt, weight gain, time with family, rotting trees, and the relentless psychological warfare of Christmas music. Our politicians fail to recognize this threat for what it is ignoring the rhetoric of Santa Clause himself:
He knows when you've been sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good so be good for goodness sake.That's a not so thinly veiled threat and yet our President is too politically correct to utter the words "radical Christmas carolers". I believe this is because many in our government are Christmas sympathizers. I have good intelligence that our President may have even been born in Bethlehem (Israel not Pennsylvania) and his birth certificate is forged.
