Someone Get Jeb! a Puppy

I'm not sure there has ever a presumptive nominee of a major party that has embarrassed himself with such regularity and veracity.  He is regularly emasculated by Trump, suffering insults at every turn. He has spent at least $82 million dollars and best I can tell the only person he has convinced to vote for him is his mom. She seems luke-warm on the idea...

Just when I thought Bush couldn't do anything to embarrass himself further, he begs the crowd for applause...

I never thought I'd feel bad for a Bush, but I do.  Please someone, get this man a puppy!