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Friday, September 11, 2015

Sometimes Your Dreams are Stupid


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Tim Green from Bradford via Wikimedia Commons

I can't even...
The 24-year-old from Hyderabad, India, has set out to break the world record for the most selfies taken in an hour. He is so dedicated that in August he quit his job as a research assistant at a hospital to train.
Far be it from me to tell someone not to pursue their dreams, but dude come on. Your dreams are idiotic.  I'd have more respect if he quit his job to pursue smoking pot, playing video games, and masturbating instead.

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