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Monday, March 16, 2015

Wait...What?

Is Mitt Romney actually going to step in the ring with Evander Holyfield?  Will Holyfield kill Romney?

The fight card:

Evander "The Real Deal" Holyfield:
Age: 52
Height: 6'2"
KO's:  29
Net worth:  Holyfield's net worth peaked at $200 million but now is only about $500,000 (Celeb Net Worth).
Career Highlight: Undisputed heavyweight champion and getting his ear bitten off by Mike Tyson


Willard "Mittons" Romney
Age:  68
Height:  6'2"
KO's:  0
Net Worth:  $250 million (Celeb Net Worth)
Career Highlight:  Amassing vast personal wealth through trading companies like baseball cards.

My prediction:  Best case scenario for Romney is a concussion and the worst case is death.  Worst case for Holyfield is being swindled out his remaining money. 

Is this going to be on Pay-Per-View?

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